1、我不知道是我上了大學 還是大學上了我。

1. I don't know if I went to college or university.

2、好老師無論在哪張床上都能把你們帶上天堂，不好的老師直接帶你們?nèi)プ】偨y(tǒng)套房！

2. Good teachers can take you to heaven no matter which bed they are in. Bad teachers can take you directly to the presidential suite!

3、唯智小而圖大，志陋而欲飾其短者，樂引取之，以鉗天下之口，而遂其非。不然，望而知其為妄人，豈難辨哉？

3. Only those who are small in wisdom but want to be big in ambition and want to act short in ambition can be attracted by music to clamp the mouth of the world, so they are not. Otherwise, it's hard to distinguish them from others?

4、沒錢的養(yǎng)豬，有錢的養(yǎng)狗。沒錢的，在家里吃野菜，有錢的，在酒店吃野菜。沒錢的，在馬路上騎自行車，有錢的，在客廳里騎自行車。沒錢的想結(jié)婚，有錢的想離婚。沒錢的假裝有錢，有錢的假裝沒錢。

4. Pigs without money, dogs with money. No money, eat wild vegetables at home, rich, eat wild vegetables in the hotel. No money, ride a bike on the road, rich, ride a bike in the living room. Those who have no money want to get married and those who have money want to divorce. The rich pretend to have no money.

5、請你記得我，記得我的名字和我撒在你身上的年華。www.網(wǎng)址未加載

5. Please remember me, my name and the years I have sown on you.

6、在遇上誘惑之前他總是坐懷不亂；在沒有用刑之前他總是堅貞不屈！

6. He is always at ease before he meets temptation; he is always unyielding before he is punished!

7、你自以為是的牽掛，在別人眼里只是個笑話。

7. You think it's a joke in other people's eyes.

8、我想養(yǎng)一堆小黃人幫我做寒假作業(yè)

8. I want to raise a bunch of little yellow people to help me with my winter vacation homework

9、中國大學教育新三化：教授老板化、老板教授化、教授老板關(guān)系密切化（大學市場文化）

9. The new three trends of university education in China: Professor boss, Professor boss, close relationship between professor and boss (University Market Culture)

10、只怪當初太單純，被你騙走了最真的感情。

10. Just because it was too simple at the beginning, you cheated the most real feelings.

11、最怕的就是在乎的人說話突然變了口氣，那種感覺就像是全世界都不要你了

11. What I fear most is that the people I care about suddenly change their tone of voice. It feels like the whole world doesn't want you

12、魚那么愛水，水卻煮魚。我那么愛你，你卻要分離。

12. Fish love water so much, but water boils fish. I love you so much, but you want to separate.

13、生活寂寞化；2.理想杯具化；3.游戲通宵化；4.艷照自拍化；5.食物恐懼化；6.證書造假化；7.女人爺們化；8.男生娘們化；9.活著虛擬化；10.婚姻閃爍化。

13. Lonely life; 2. Ideal cup; 3. All night game; 4. Self portrait; 5. Fear of food; 6. Fake certificates; 7. Masculine women; 8. Masculine men; 9. Virtual life; 10. Flashing marriage.

14、我討厭等待所有需要等待的東西，比如等綠燈，等公車，等雨停，可是，我卻在等你。

14. I hate waiting for all the things to wait, such as waiting for the green light, waiting for the bus, waiting for the rain to stop, but I'm waiting for you.

15、再見了，我那么那么愛你，雖然笨拙，但也努力做了好多，所以我不遺憾了。

15. Goodbye, I love you so much. Although I'm clumsy, I've tried to do a lot, so I'm not sorry.

16、年輕時我們放棄，以為那只是一段感情，后來才知道，那其實是一生。

16. When we were young, we gave up and thought it was just a relationship. Later, we learned that it was actually a lifetime.

17、對于某些大陸網(wǎng)民自以為是的言論，大家不用太在意，其實他們并沒有多大的本事，只不過剛好夠錢去了個網(wǎng)吧而己。

17. You don't need to pay too much attention to the self righteous comments of some mainland Internet users. In fact, they don't have much ability, just enough money to go to an Internet bar.

18、間最矛盾的地方就是一個人幻想彼此的未來 ， 一個人卻懷念著自己的過去

18. The most contradictory thing is that a person imagines each other's future while a person misses his past

19、詩歌在全世界都是受尊重的，只有在今天的中國，連韓寒這種人都敢出來罵詩人，那種寫中學生作文的XX，什么玩意？就這種人也敢對新詩說三道四？

19. Poetry is respected all over the world. Only in today's China, even people like Han Han dare to come out and scold poets. What's the XX that writes middle school students' compositions? How dare such people talk about new poems?

20、我很佩服自己可以若無其事的拿那些慘不忍睹的過去開玩笑.

20. I admire that I can make fun of those horrible past as if nothing happened

21、[ 我最害怕的事情 原來不是我無法放棄你 而是有那樣一天 我突然不喜歡你了 ]

21. [the thing I fear most is not that I can't give up on you, but that one day I suddenly don't like you]

22、再見面時，我會笑的落落大方，走的坦坦蕩蕩，無你也不慌。

22. When I meet you again, I will smile gracefully and walk calmly without you.

23、你是我猜不到的不知所措，我是你想不到的無關(guān)痛癢。

23. You're at a loss that I can't guess. I'm a pain that you can't think of.

24、你什么都不記得，可別人還記得，記得你犯下的一切錯

24. You don't remember anything, but others remember, remember all your mistakes