1、祝我的心情永遠(yuǎn)像星期五的下午。

1. I wish my mood will always be like Friday afternoon.

2、這筆錢，我爸靠它養(yǎng)老，我媽靠它社保，我兒靠它高考，全家靠它溫飽，如果它丟了，我爸不能養(yǎng)老，我媽不能社保，我兒不能高考，全家不能溫飽，我還得像牛一樣，貪黑起早，拖拉快跑，吃的是奶，擠的是草啊。

2. This money, my father depends on it to provide for the aged, my mother depends on it for social security, my son depends on it for college entrance examination, and the whole family depends on it for food and clothing. If it is lost, my father can't provide for the aged, my mother can't provide for social security, my son can't take the college entrance examination, and the whole family can't provide for food and clothing. I have to be like a cow. I have to get up early in the dark, drag and run, eat milk, and squeeze grass.

3、我希望倒計(jì)時(shí)零點(diǎn)的時(shí)候，美猴王大喊一聲俺老孫來也。 二、有些人，我們叫著親愛的，卻并不喜歡；有些人，我們罵著傻逼，卻是真的愛著。 三、請(qǐng)一定要有自信。你就是一道風(fēng)景，沒必要在別人風(fēng)景里面仰視。 四、不管追求什么目標(biāo)，都應(yīng)堅(jiān)持不懈。 五、時(shí)...

3. I hope when the countdown time is zero, Monkey King yells my grandson to come. 2、 Some people, we call dear, but do not like; some people, we scold stupid, but really love. 3、 Please be confident. You are a landscape, there is no need to look up in other people's landscape. 4、 No matter what goal you pursue, you should persevere. Five, when...

4、喂，敢不敢做我兒子他爹喂，敢不敢做我兒子他娘

4. Hello, dare to be my son, his father, dare to be my son, his mother

5、那些說長得漂亮不重要的男人，說這句話時(shí)的斷句其實(shí)是：長得漂亮、不重，要。

5. Those men who say it doesn't matter how beautiful they look are actually saying that they should be beautiful and not heavy.

6、我藏身于名叫思念的巢穴中咬牙前進(jìn) 二、從小個(gè)人青梅竹馬，我一直喜歡其中一個(gè)好多年了。我以為長大后會(huì)像電視劇里發(fā)展一樣他倆追我一個(gè)。萬萬沒想到。他倆現(xiàn)在準(zhǔn)備去國外結(jié)婚。 三、我并不想做個(gè)征戰(zhàn)四方的女流氓 可是你們誰也沒把我當(dāng)成個(gè)小姑娘。 四...

6. I've been hiding in a nest called missing. I've been a childhood sweetheart for many years. I thought that when I grow up, they will chase me like they did in TV series. absolutely unexpected. They are going abroad to get married now. 3、 I don't want to be a hooligan fighting in all directions, but none of you treat me as a little girl. Four...

7、所謂的低調(diào)就是不露痕跡的高調(diào)。

7. The so-called low-key is the high-key without any trace.

8、信任是這個(gè)世界上最容易失去的東西，也是最難挽回的東西。

8. Trust is the most easy thing to lose and the most difficult thing to retrieve in the world.

9、我要的是那種趕不走特霸道喜歡粘著我的賤人

9. What I want is the kind of bitch who likes to stick to me

10、我的圣誕愿望是：學(xué)校塌了，老師瘋了，作業(yè)是別人的，你是我的。

10. My Christmas wish is: the school has collapsed, the teacher is crazy, the homework is someone else's, you are mine.

11、我不能被現(xiàn)實(shí)打敗，因?yàn)槲疫€有很牛逼的夢想。

11. I can't be defeated by reality, because I still have a dream.

12、老師，不好說學(xué)生笨。如果咱們都會(huì)的話，要你干嘛！

12. Teacher, it's hard to say that students are stupid. If we all can, what do you want!

13、世界上難以自拔的，除了牙齒，還有愛情。

13. In addition to the teeth, there is also love.

14、圣誕爺爺，我想您滿足我一個(gè)小小的要求：讓數(shù)學(xué)在世界上消失!

14、 Grandpa Christmas, I want you to meet my small requirements: let mathematics disappear in the world!

15、上課時(shí)說話,老師總會(huì)說不想上就出去,可誰敢。

15. When talking in class, the teacher always says to go out if he doesn't want to go, but who dares.

16、CZ;我寧可要騎著豬的王子，也不好騎著白馬的王子豬。

16. CZ: I would rather have a prince on a pig than a prince on a white horse.

17、為什么海爾兄弟只穿褲衩?因?yàn)樗麄儧]有Q幣!

17. Why do Haier brothers only wear underpants? Because they don't have Q coins!

18、一句話的事兒，一句話能成事兒，一句話能壞事兒，一句話能產(chǎn)生一個(gè)和諧的社會(huì)。

18. A word can make a thing, a word can make a bad thing, a word can produce a harmonious society.

19、世界上根本就沒有一見鐘情，所謂的一見鐘情，不過是你遇見了那個(gè)你一直想遇見的人。

19. There is no love at first sight in the world. The so-called love at first sight is that you meet the person you always want to meet.

20、網(wǎng)上都是萌妹紙，怎么在大街上一個(gè)也沒有呢!

20. Online are cute girl paper, how in the street there is no one!

21、天后，月圓之夜，我在渾身脫光光洗澡澡的時(shí)候再度華麗麗地穿越了。令我精神幾乎崩潰的是，同樣的國家，同樣的地方，時(shí)間卻已經(jīng)過去了十年，從前那三個(gè)黃毛小兒現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)是帥得鬼哭神嚎，天地不容的英俊青年，一個(gè)是天下歸一的神武太子，一個(gè)是令敵人聞風(fēng)喪膽的冷面將軍，一個(gè)是迷死萬千少女不償命的絕世神醫(yī)。

21 days later, on the full moon night, when I was naked and taking a bath, I went through it again. What almost broke my mind was that ten years had passed since the same country, the same place and the same time. The three yellow haired children were handsome and crying. They were not allowed to live in the same place. One was the prince of martial arts, the other was the cold-faced general who made the enemy scared by the wind, and the other was the peerless doctor who lost thousands of young girls.

22、如果我有一天被打殘了，我想知道，除了我媽，會(huì)有哪個(gè)女的哭得撕心裂肺，除了我爸，會(huì)有哪個(gè)男的，二話不

22. If I was beaten and maimed one day, I would like to know which woman, except my mother, would cry heartbreaking, which man, except my father, would cry heartbreaking

23、女朋友發(fā)了一張自拍，很快又撤回了。我說：我剛才看見流星了。她說：什么意思？我說：那是轉(zhuǎn)瞬即逝的美。 2.女人這一生會(huì)愛上不同的男人。或因外表。因內(nèi)涵。因多金。而男人，從愛上那個(gè)讓自己一敗涂地的女人后。審美，興趣?？谖?。一切都在潛移默化的改變...

23. My girlfriend sent out a selfie and soon withdrew it. I said: I saw a meteor just now. She said: what do you mean? I said: it is fleeting beauty. 2. Women will fall in love with different men in this life. Or because of appearance. Because of its connotation. Because of gold. And the man, from fall in love with the woman that let oneself fail. Aesthetic, interest. Flavor. Everything is changing imperceptibly

24、--這是單眼皮==這是雙眼皮

24, -- this is monocular = = this is binocular

25、有妹紙發(fā)了一條說說：我也想體驗(yàn)一次被人追的感覺！底下有條神回復(fù)：買東西不給錢就行了！

25. A little girl sent a message: I also want to experience the feeling of being chased! There is a god reply below: do not give money to buy a thing!