一個胖嘟嘟的小男孩，笑起來小嘴咧得好大，嘴角邊是兩個深深的酒窩。穿著背帶褲，露出滾圓的手臂和厚厚的小腳，在肥肥的腳丫上還套著一雙小小的襪子，他就是我那頑皮的弟弟——文軒。

A chubby little boy with a big grin and two deep dimples around his mouth. Wearing back belt pants, showing round arms and thick feet, wearing a pair of small socks on the fat feet, he is my naughty brother - Wenxuan.

小文軒生下來才只有100天，但他非常頑皮，下面讓我來告訴你們這個小家伙是怎么頑皮的吧！

Xiao Wenxuan was born only 100 days ago, but he is very naughty. Let me tell you how naughty he is!

那天，小文軒到我外婆家去玩，我正好在外婆家看電視，我一見文軒就象是看見奶酪的老鼠一樣飛奔而去。一見了他我是又吻又抱的。后來，文軒睡了，我把他抱在床上，誰知文軒立刻睜開眼睛用肥嘟嘟的小手摸我，我笑著說：“小壞蛋，原來你是在裝睡呀！”文軒笑了，好象在說：“嘻嘻，想跟哥哥你玩玩唄！”這時文軒板著臉好象要哭似的。我連忙把他抱起來走了幾步，又把他舉了起來。這時，我看見一些象水卻不是水的東西，哈哈，小家伙洗地了?！翱?，躲開！”三姨說道。說時急那時快我一聽立刻把小家伙放下來向前伸，這時小家伙在笑，好象在說：“哦~真舒服！”我可生氣了，因為他把一些尿撒在了我的身上。我馬上換了一件衣服，坐在房間里生悶氣。婆婆知道后，對我說：“刊刊，別生悶氣哦，生悶氣會變得象蛤蟆一樣，嘴巴會鼓得老大老大的了！”我被婆婆逗樂了，也想通了，又陪寶寶去玩了。我進房間的時候看見我老苗妹妹在逗著小家伙，我拿了個糖說：“軒軒，想吃糖嗎？”小軒軒好象聽懂了似的，立刻把目光從我老苗妹妹身上轉移到我的手上。小嘴巴在叭嘰叭嘰的動個不停。我把他抱起放在腿上給他糖吃。后來，我又覺得腿上熱熱的，于是把小家伙舉起?！巴邸币宦暭饨袕奈易炖飩鞒觯瑡寢屌苓^來問我怎么回事，我苦著臉說：“媽媽，我中彩了——小家伙拉屎在我腿上了。”媽媽捂著想笑的嘴說：“沒關系，去洗洗就行了?！睂χ@個頑皮的小家伙我是無計可施，只好捏著鼻子苦著臉朝水龍頭走去。走時看見小家伙好象很不好意思的笑，好象在說：“嘻嘻，不好意思啦！”

That day, xiaowenxuan went to my grandmother's house to play. I happened to watch TV at Grandma's house. When I saw Wenxuan, I ran away like a mouse watching cheese. I kissed and hugged him once I saw him. Later, Wenxuan slept. I held him on the bed. Unexpectedly, Wenxuan immediately opened his eyes and touched me with his fat little hands. I smiled and said," little villain, you are pretending to sleep!" Wenxuan smiled, as if to say:" hee hee, want to play with your brother!" At this time, Wenxuan looks as if she is going to cry. I quickly picked him up and walked a few steps, then lifted him up again. At this time, I saw something like water but not water. Haha, the little guy washed the ground." Journal, stay away!" Said the third aunt. When I was in a hurry, I immediately put the little guy down and stretched forward. At this time, the little guy was laughing, as if he was saying," Oh, it's so comfortable!" I was angry because he peed on me. I immediately changed my clothes and sat in the room sulking. When my mother-in-law knew about it, she said to me," don't be sulky. Sulky will become like a toad, and your mouth will swell to the eldest brother!" I was amused by my mother-in-law, thought it over, and went to play with my baby. When I entered the room, I saw my sister Miao tickling the little guy. I took a sugar and said," Xuanxuan, would you like some sugar?" Xiaoxuanxuan seemed to understand. She immediately turned her eyes from my sister Miao to my hand. The little mouth kept moving. I picked him up and put him on my leg to give him sugar. Later, I felt my legs hot again, so I lifted the little guy up." Wow" a scream came out of my mouth. My mother ran to me and asked me what happened. I said with a bitter face," Mom, I won the lottery - the little guy shit on my leg."" Mother Wu wants to smile's mouth to say:" it doesn't matter, went to wash to go I have nothing to do with this naughty little guy, so I have to hold my nose and go towards the faucet with a bitter face. When I left, I saw that the little guy seemed to be very embarrassed to smile, as if he was saying," hee hee, I'm sorry!"

我回家時，媽媽笑著說：“今天有人收了別人的黃金萬兩，還接受了人家細水長流的洗禮了！”我一聽就一肚子的火，可礙著是媽媽說出來的我是敢怒不敢言。誰讓我這么倒霉嘞！朋友們，你們喜歡我這個頑皮又讓我哭笑不得的弟弟嗎？

When I came home, my mother said with a smile," today, someone has received ten thousand liang of gold from others, and has also been baptized by others for a long time!" I hear a belly of fire, but it is my mother said that I dare not say anger. Who makes me so unlucky! Friends, do you like my naughty brother who makes me laugh and cry?