1、幽默就是一個人想哭的時候還有笑話的興致。

1. Humor is when a person wants to cry, he is also interested in jokes.

2、閨蜜被人罵了，我很不爽，就去罵那賤人了，然后我閨蜜又開始罵我了，對啊，畢竟她們認(rèn)識了十一年。

2. My best friend was scolded. I was very upset. I went to scold that bitch. Then my best friend began to scold me again. Yeah, after all, they have known each other for 11 years.

3、把你所有的不幸總結(jié)成一句話，然后問問自己：3年后，這對你還重要嗎？

3. Sum up all your misfortunes in one sentence and ask yourself: in three years, is this still important to you?

4、低頭要有勇氣，抬頭要有底氣。

4. You should have courage to bow down and courage to look up.

5、眼淚終究流不成海洋，人總要不斷成長。

5. Tears will not flow into the ocean after all, and people will always grow up.

6、低年級罵人都是你個傻瓜。你才是！反彈傻瓜的反義詞。傻瓜的反義詞的反義詞。

6. It's a fool of you to scold in junior grade. You are! The antonym of rebound fool. The antonym of a fool.

7、再也沒有人對我說 女孩子罵人是不好的 我還像以前那樣丟棄自己的脾氣

7. No one told me that it's bad for a girl to scold again. I still abandon my temper as before

8、地球是運動的，一個人不會永遠(yuǎn)處在倒霉的位置。

8. The earth is moving, and one will never be in a bad place.

9、付出真心，才會得到真心，卻可能傷的徹底;保持距離，才能保護(hù)自己，卻注定永遠(yuǎn)寂寞。

9. Pay true, will get true, but may hurt thoroughly; keep distance, to protect themselves, but doomed to be lonely forever.

10、我不喜歡罵人，因為我動手能力比較強

10. I don't like swearing because I'm good at practice

11、我們確實有不少優(yōu)點，但也要隱藏幾分，這個叫做涵養(yǎng)。

11. We do have many advantages, but we should also hide them. This is called self-cultivation.

12、那么上火分很多種比如肝火，胃火，心火，肺火，腎火。

12. So there are many kinds of fire points, such as liver fire, stomach fire, heart fire, lung fire, kidney fire.

13、你可以不牛逼，可以沒有錢，可以不會罵人，但不能慫，一慫就被人欺負(fù)，自己都反抗不了，別人又怎會幫你。

13. You can't be bullied, you can't have money, you can't swear, but you can't be counseled. You can't resist being bullied when you are counseled. How can others help you.

14、落花有意隨流水，而流水無心戀落花。

14. Falling flowers intentionally follow the water, but the water does not love falling flowers.

15、生活豐富多彩，人們往往是生活中亮麗的風(fēng)景線。人與人之間的真情，家庭中的溫馨，社會中的奉獻(xiàn)，更是一道道多彩多姿的美景。

15. Life is rich and colorful, people are often the bright scenery in life. The true feelings between people, the warmth in the family and the dedication in the society are all colorful and beautiful scenery.

16、以前不會按字兒的時候 脾氣好 有耐心 不罵人也沒野心 不熬夜還愛笑.

16. I used to have a good temper when I couldn't press words. I was patient and didn't scold people. I didn't have ambition and didn't stay up late

17、別招惹我。我是以牙還牙的自我保護(hù)者。

17. Don't provoke me. I'm a tit for tat self protector.