1、幽默就是一個(gè)人想哭的時(shí)候還有笑話的興致。

1. Humor is when a person wants to cry, he is also interested in jokes.

2、閨蜜被人罵了，我很不爽，就去罵那賤人了，然后我閨蜜又開(kāi)始罵我了，對(duì)啊，畢竟她們認(rèn)識(shí)了十一年。

2. My best friend was scolded. I was very upset. I went to scold that bitch. Then my best friend began to scold me again. Yeah, after all, they have known each other for 11 years.

3、把你所有的不幸總結(jié)成一句話，然后問(wèn)問(wèn)自己：3年后，這對(duì)你還重要嗎？

3. Sum up all your misfortunes in one sentence and ask yourself: in three years, is this still important to you?

4、低頭要有勇氣，抬頭要有底氣。

4. You should have courage to bow down and courage to look up.

5、眼淚終究流不成海洋，人總要不斷成長(zhǎng)。

5. Tears will not flow into the ocean after all, and people will always grow up.

6、低年級(jí)罵人都是你個(gè)傻瓜。你才是！反彈傻瓜的反義詞。傻瓜的反義詞的反義詞。

6. It's a fool of you to scold in junior grade. You are! The antonym of rebound fool. The antonym of a fool.

7、再也沒(méi)有人對(duì)我說(shuō) 女孩子罵人是不好的 我還像以前那樣丟棄自己的脾氣

7. No one told me that it's bad for a girl to scold again. I still abandon my temper as before

8、地球是運(yùn)動(dòng)的，一個(gè)人不會(huì)永遠(yuǎn)處在倒霉的位置。

8. The earth is moving, and one will never be in a bad place.

9、付出真心，才會(huì)得到真心，卻可能傷的徹底;保持距離，才能保護(hù)自己，卻注定永遠(yuǎn)寂寞。

9. Pay true, will get true, but may hurt thoroughly; keep distance, to protect themselves, but doomed to be lonely forever.

10、我不喜歡罵人，因?yàn)槲覄?dòng)手能力比較強(qiáng)

10. I don't like swearing because I'm good at practice

11、我們確實(shí)有不少優(yōu)點(diǎn)，但也要隱藏幾分，這個(gè)叫做涵養(yǎng)。

11. We do have many advantages, but we should also hide them. This is called self-cultivation.

12、那么上火分很多種比如肝火，胃火，心火，肺火，腎火。

12. So there are many kinds of fire points, such as liver fire, stomach fire, heart fire, lung fire, kidney fire.

13、你可以不牛逼，可以沒(méi)有錢，可以不會(huì)罵人，但不能慫，一慫就被人欺負(fù)，自己都反抗不了，別人又怎會(huì)幫你。

13. You can't be bullied, you can't have money, you can't swear, but you can't be counseled. You can't resist being bullied when you are counseled. How can others help you.

14、落花有意隨流水，而流水無(wú)心戀落花。

14. Falling flowers intentionally follow the water, but the water does not love falling flowers.

15、生活豐富多彩，人們往往是生活中亮麗的風(fēng)景線。人與人之間的真情，家庭中的溫馨，社會(huì)中的奉獻(xiàn)，更是一道道多彩多姿的美景。

15. Life is rich and colorful, people are often the bright scenery in life. The true feelings between people, the warmth in the family and the dedication in the society are all colorful and beautiful scenery.

16、以前不會(huì)按字兒的時(shí)候 脾氣好 有耐心 不罵人也沒(méi)野心 不熬夜還愛(ài)笑.

16. I used to have a good temper when I couldn't press words. I was patient and didn't scold people. I didn't have ambition and didn't stay up late

17、別招惹我。我是以牙還牙的自我保護(hù)者。

17. Don't provoke me. I'm a tit for tat self protector.