1、我來了，既然來了我就得說幾句!只說幾句而已!如果我不說幾句!就對(duì)不起人了，既然我要說幾句!那么肯定是要說話的~所以我決定幾句話也許能改變一切!也許我說的這幾句話什么也不能改變!不過!就算我說的幾句話什么都不能改變!可我還是要把我想說的幾句話說出來!如果我不把我想說的幾句話說出來!那么，我來到這里而不說出我想說的幾句話~~首先不說我想說的這幾句話就對(duì)不起我自己!其實(shí)我不說出這幾句話來!就浪費(fèi)我上面所說的幾句話了!到最后我還是總結(jié)了一下!!!我只是隨意說幾句。

1. I'm here. Now that I'm here, I have to say a few words! Just a few words! If I don't say a few words, I'm sorry. Since I'm going to say a few words! Then I must say something ~ so I decide that a few words may change everything! Maybe I can't change anything! But even if I say a few words, nothing can change! But I still want to say a few words Come out! If I don't say what I want to say! Then, I come here and don't say what I want to say ~ ~ first of all, I'm sorry for myself if I don't say what I want to say! In fact, I don't say these words! It's a waste of what I said above! In the end, I'll summarize it!!! I just say a few words at will.

2、剛才去李寧店想買件世界杯的汗衫穿，店員問我想要哪個(gè)隊(duì)的，我說想要祖國隊(duì)的，店員說沒有，我說那就來個(gè)朝鮮隊(duì)的吧，店員說也沒有。我就想李寧的商品種類太不行了，還是明天趕集的時(shí)候買件阿迪達(dá)斯穿吧。

2. Just now I went to Li Ning's shop to buy a world cup sweatshirt. The clerk asked me which team I want. I said that I want the Chinese team, but the clerk said no. I said that I would like to have a Korean team, and the clerk said no. I think Li Ning's product range is too poor. I'd better buy an Adidas dress in the market tomorrow.

3、又看到你在發(fā)說說了，這讓我不由的為你擔(dān)心：你高數(shù)完成了么?英語四六級(jí)能過么?生活規(guī)劃有了么?大學(xué)是讓你每天發(fā)說說么?發(fā)說說能讓你以后在社會(huì)中立足么?發(fā)說說能讓你順利找到工作么?發(fā)說說能讓你父母安心么?發(fā)說說能找到對(duì)象么?有沒有想過，以后就靠你一個(gè)人去打拼，社會(huì)的漩渦時(shí)刻都會(huì)把你卷進(jìn)去，弱肉強(qiáng)食的競(jìng)爭(zhēng)是你能承受的么?不好好學(xué)習(xí)以后怎么會(huì)有一技之長(zhǎng)，怎么會(huì)突出自己，不好好學(xué)習(xí)以后怎么回報(bào)父母，發(fā)說說能解決這些問題么?你在空間里亂發(fā)說說你父母知道嗎?發(fā)說說能讓你的人生一帆風(fēng)順么?殘酷的社會(huì)不是你這些說說能抵抗的，惟有認(rèn)真努力的去學(xué)習(xí)，豐富自己，完美自己，才能讓你與眾不同，才能讓你有能力去五殺去團(tuán)滅，懂了么?明白了么?醒悟了么?sao年不哭，回頭再發(fā)一條說說來感悟......

3. I can't help worrying about you: have you finished your high math? Can you live in CET-4 or CET-6? Do you have a life plan? Does the university let you talk about it every day? Can talking about it make you stand in the society in the future? Can talking about it make you find a job smoothly? Can talking about it make your parents feel at ease? Can talking about it make you find a partner? Have you ever thought about it, I will rely on it in the future When you go to fight alone, the whirlpool of society will always involve you. Can you bear the competition between the weak and the strong? How can you have a skill when you don't study hard, how can you highlight yourself, how can you repay your parents when you don't study hard, and how can you solve these problems? Do you know how to talk about your parents in the space? Can you make your life smooth when you talk about it? Cruel society is not something you can resist. Only by studying hard, enriching yourself, and perfecting yourself, can you be different, can you be able to kill five people and kill the group, understand? Understand? Wake up? Sao doesn't cry in the past year, and then send another one to understand

4、上學(xué)你帶了什么?一顆隨時(shí)準(zhǔn)備放假的心

4. What did you bring to school? A heart ready for holidays

5、一次玩的路上，聽見一個(gè)老師教幼兒園的小孩：幸福是什么？幸福是貓吃魚，狗吃肉，奧特曼打打小怪獸。同學(xué)說：我來加工一下，幸福是什么？幸福是貓抓鼠，狗咬貓，奧特曼打打小狗狗。

5. On the way to play, I heard a teacher teaching kindergarten children: what is happiness? Happiness is cat eating fish, dog eating meat, Altman fighting small monsters. Classmate says: I come to process, what is happiness? Happiness is cat catching mouse, dog biting cat, Altman beating dog.

6、公司一男同事和一女同事開玩笑打鬧時(shí)男的不小心把香水噴到女的眼睛里，女的瞬間淚流滿面，男的豪爽地說：沒事，瞎了我養(yǎng)你一輩子！。剛巧這男的女朋友來接他下班，在門口聽到了這句。男的沒等女朋友開口，果斷地拉著女同事到他女朋友身邊說：來，叫媽！

6, when a male colleague and a female colleague joked and played, the man accidentally spilled perfume into the eyes of the woman. The woman instantly burst into tears. The man said boldly," nothing, I am blind. I will support you forever!" It happened that the man's girlfriend came to pick him up from work and heard this at the door. The man didn't wait for his girlfriend to speak, decisively took his girlfriend to his girlfriend and said: come on, call mom!

7、幾個(gè)人在高爾夫更衣室，一手機(jī)響很久，一男人按了免提鍵。女：親愛的你在俱樂部嗎？男:在。女：我看到一輛寶馬才不到兩百萬。 男人：買 。女：還有那個(gè)樓盤又放盤了，6萬一平。男：買。女：好愛你。男：也愛你。 旁邊男人敬佩得目瞪口呆。男人掛了電話，問：這是誰的手機(jī)？

7. Several people are in the golf changing room. A mobile phone rings for a long time. A man presses the handsfree key. Woman: are you in the club, dear? Man: Yes. Woman: I see a BMW less than two million. Man: buy it. Woman: and that property has been released again. In case it's flat. Man: buy. Woman: I love you so much. Man: I love you too. The man beside was stunned with admiration. The man hung up and asked: whose cell phone is this?

8、有一天上課，老師問小麗：祖國是什么？小麗說：老師，祖國是我的母親，老師說：回答的很好。接著老師又問小明：小明，祖國是什么啊？小明說：老師，祖國是小麗的母親。

8. One day in class, the teacher asked Xiao Li: what is the motherland? Xiao Li said: teacher, the motherland is my mother, the teacher said: the answer is very good. Then the teacher asked Xiaoming: Xiaoming, what is the motherland? Xiaoming said: teacher, the motherland is Xiaoli's mother.

9、親，您好，可算找到你了。給您打電話也不接，qq也不回，旺旺也不在線?？匆娔谶@發(fā)帖所以先占個(gè)位置。我是情趣用品店售后服務(wù)的，您寄給我們的娃娃已經(jīng)修復(fù)好了，馬上給您寄回去，下次請(qǐng)您溫柔點(diǎn)對(duì)待她，畢竟不是鋼鐵制成的，當(dāng)我們后勤人員收到貨的時(shí)候，那玩意真是慘不忍睹啊，在場(chǎng)的工作人員都落淚了，連我都想哭了，您說前面也就算了，后面您也不放過，畢竟有些人有些特殊嗜好，我也不多說什么了，親啊，嘴巴都變形了，好吧，我承認(rèn)嘴巴變形也是正常的關(guān)鍵是鼻孔。耳孔您是怎么進(jìn)去的?我就納悶了!還有最后一個(gè)肚臍眼，草!您特么也是個(gè)人才，還特么最后給個(gè)差評(píng)，這個(gè)我們也不計(jì)較了，我們能理解您單身的憤怒，但請(qǐng)您以后不要那么粗魯?shù)膶?duì)待她，畢竟她只是個(gè)娃娃。

9. Hello, dear, I have found you. Call you and don't answer. QQ doesn't answer. Wangwang isn't online. See you post here so take a place first. I'm from the after-sales service of the spice shop. The doll you sent us has been repaired. I'll send it back to you right away. Next time, please treat her gently. After all, it's not made of steel. When our logistics staff received the goods, it was so horrible. The staff on the scene were in tears. Even I wanted to cry. You said that even if the front was ok, you wouldn't put it back Yes, after all, some people have some special hobbies. I don't have much to say. Kiss, the mouth has been deformed. Well, I admit that the key to the deformation of the mouth is the nostril. How did you get in the ear hole? I wonder! There is the last navel, grass! You are a talent, and we don't care about that. We can understand your anger of being single, but please don't treat her so rudely in the future. After all, she is just a doll.

10、上機(jī)考試，先在備考區(qū)等，再經(jīng)過一扇大玻璃門進(jìn)考區(qū)。我考完后，在門口摸了良久，就是摸不到玻璃，旁邊好心老師提醒我：同學(xué)，門是開著的。

10. For the computer test, first wait in the preparation area, and then enter the test area through a large glass door. After I finished the exam, I felt at the door for a long time, but I couldn't touch the glass. The good teacher nearby reminded me: schoolmate, the door is open.

11、你突然不回我消息的時(shí)候，我總是安慰自己：沒事，你大概是死了。

11. When you suddenly don't return my news, I always comfort myself: it's OK, you are probably dead.

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