1、別人都在假裝正經(jīng)，我只好假裝不正經(jīng)。

1. Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend to be not.

2、有的時候已經(jīng)很努力了，但結(jié)果卻是個屁。

2. Sometimes I have worked hard, but it turns out to be a fart.

3、在你葬禮放DJ，站在你墳頭唱“你快回”

3. Put DJ at your funeral, stand at your grave and sing" come back"

4、又到了你洗個澡，家里人都以為你死在浴室里的季節(jié)了。

4. It's time for you to take a bath again. Everyone at home thinks you're dead in the bathroom.

5、喜愛戳我痛處的人，你是B 嘴刺撓么？

5. Those who like to poke at my pain, are you B's mouth pricking?

6、為什么越靠北方地區(qū)的人性格越直接？天寒地凍的，誰有時間跟你磨嘰？

6. Why is the character more direct in the north? It's freezing. Who has time to grind with you?

7、天冷了不要給我發(fā)添衣信息真心愛我的請把錢打到我的支付寶有錢了才能添衣。

7, it's getting cold. Don't give me any information about clothes. Please love me. Please beat the money to my Alipay.

8、做一個有質(zhì)感的女孩：讀書旅游 早睡早起 美麗典雅 自強(qiáng)獨立

8. Be a girl with texture: study, travel, go to bed early, get up early, beautiful, elegant and independent

9、天冷了能讓你把冰涼的手放進(jìn)他后背的肯定是真愛。

9. It must be true love that can let you put your cold hand on his back when it's cold.

10、活著的時候開心點，因為我們要死很久

10. Be happy when you're alive, because we're going to die a long time

11、女朋友發(fā)了一張自拍，很快又撤回了。我說：我剛才看見流星了。她說：什么意思？我說：那是轉(zhuǎn)瞬即逝的美。 2.女人這一生會愛上不同的男人?；蛞蛲獗?。因內(nèi)涵。因多金。而男人，從愛上那個讓自己一敗涂地的女人后。審美，興趣。口味。一切都在潛移默化的改變...

11. My girlfriend sent out a selfie and soon withdrew it. I said: I saw a meteor just now. She said: what do you mean? I said: it is fleeting beauty. 2. Women will fall in love with different men in this life. Or because of appearance. Because of its connotation. Because of gold. And the man, from fall in love with the woman that let oneself fail. Aesthetic, interest. Flavor. Everything is changing imperceptibly

12、不倒翁雖然不會摔倒，但也因此不會前進(jìn)一步。

12. Although the tumbler can't fall, it can't move forward.

13、旅游完回來發(fā)現(xiàn)水土不服，就把水土揍了一頓。

13. When I came back from the tour, I found that the water and the soil were not satisfied, so I beat them up.

14、十一旅游快樂無限，出門一定注意安全，提前看好出游路線，車次站點做好記載，提前買票省得錯過時間，日常生活用品一定帶全，祝旅途愉快!

14. 11. Unlimited happiness in travel. Be sure to pay attention to safety when going out. Be optimistic about the travel route in advance. Record the bus number at the station. Buy tickets in advance to save time. Bring all daily necessities. Have a good trip!

15、小時候，理想比天高，長大后，現(xiàn)實卻殘酷;小時候，憧憬美夢成，長大后，面對前途奮;小時候，玩耍最重要，長大后，努力才是真。愿朋友保持單純的童心去工作、生活，實現(xiàn)自己童年的美夢!

15. When I was a child, my ideal was higher than the sky. When I grew up, the reality was cruel. When I was a child, I dreamed of a dream. When I grew up, I faced the future. When I was a child, playing was the most important thing. When I grew up, I worked hard. I wish my friends to keep their childlike innocence to work and live and realize their childhood dreams!

16、走向最遠(yuǎn)的方向哪怕前路迷茫;抱著最大的希望哪怕山窮水盡;堅持最強(qiáng)的意志哪怕刀山火海;做好最壞的打算哪怕從頭再來。

16. Go to the farthest direction even if the road ahead is lost; hold the greatest hope even if the mountain is exhausted; adhere to the strongest will even if the mountain is in flames; do the worst plan even if you start again.

17、愛你不會痛，因為左心室太厚、

17. Love you will not hurt, because the left ventricle is too thick

18、所有故事都有結(jié)局，該來的來該去的去。人之所以活得累，是因為撕不開面子，解不開結(jié)子。微笑面對生活，讓每個結(jié)局都變成新的開始。

18. All stories have endings. The one who should come, the one who should go. The reason why people live tired is that they can't tear off their faces and untie their knots. Smile to face life, let each ending become a new beginning.

19、做一個有質(zhì)感的女孩：讀書旅游，早睡早起；美麗典雅，自強(qiáng)獨立。

19. To be a girl with texture: reading, traveling, going to bed early and getting up early; beautiful, elegant and independent.

20、據(jù)說，五一最快樂的不是三天小長假，而是長假后只上兩天班又可以休個周末!

20. It is said that the happiest thing in May Day is not the three-day long holiday, but the two-day shift after the long holiday and the weekend!

21、有時候，最適合你的人恰恰是你最沒有想到的人

21. Sometimes, the most suitable person for you is the one you don't think of

22、有時候太萌不知道怎樣開口才能不迷倒你 所以不和你說話。 二、做人真累 一帥就帥了十幾年。 三、只有天空是沒有人會搶走的，只要我抬起頭他就會一直陪著我 四、如果愛情注定是一部苦情戲。那我只能祈禱，他的結(jié)局是好的。 五、你不理我時抑郁到想進(jìn)理發(fā)...

22. Sometimes I'm too cute to know how to open my mouth so I don't confuse you. 2、 It's tiring to be a handsome man for more than ten years. 3、 Only the sky is no one will steal, as long as I look up he will always accompany me four, if love is doomed to be a bitter drama. Then I can only pray, his ending is good. 5、 When you ignore me, you are so depressed that you want to get a haircut

23、猶嘆當(dāng)年小蠻腰，看今朝，空余恨，一身五花膘。

23. I still sigh that I was a little man in those days. Look at the present time, I hate my spare time. I am covered with five flower fat.

24、純潔的冬天悄然流逝，多變的永遠(yuǎn)是天氣，不變的永遠(yuǎn)是心情！

24. The pure winter passes quietly. The changeable weather is always the weather, and the unchanging mood is always the mood!

25、我男神是老壇酸菜牛肉面，他有23億粉絲，而且沒人黑他，這才是當(dāng)明星的最高境界，你們男神有嗎! 二、你再怎么好也不可能十全十美, 我再怎么不好也算獨一無二。 三、只有在你最落魄時，才會知道誰是為你擔(dān)心的笨蛋，誰是形同陌路的混蛋。 四、男人有了煙...

25. My God is laotan pickled vegetable and beef noodles. He has 2.3 billion fans, and no one is blacking him. That's the highest level of being a star. Do you have a God? 2. No matter how good you are, you can't be perfect. I'm unique no matter how bad I am. 3、 Only when you are at the bottom of your soul can you know who is the fool you are worried about and who is a stranger. 4、 Men have cigarettes

26、這個冬天很冷，你們有人取暖，我自己插口袋。

26. It's cold this winter. Some of you are warm. I'll put my own pocket in.