1、大爆炸過時樂 ，今年流行小光頭

1. The Big Bang is out of fashion. This year, small bald head is popular

2、人生自古誰無死，早死晚死都得死

2. Since ancient times, whoever dies early or late must die

3、都說勞動最光榮，可最光榮的卻個個家徒四壁!都說不勞動可恥，可哪個可恥的沒有汽車洋房英鎊法郎?勞動節(jié)到了，愿我們這些勞動者能得片刻快樂!

3. It is said that labor is the most glorious, but the most glorious are all in vain! It is said that it is shameful not to work, but which shameful one has no car, house, pound and Franc? When labor day comes, may we workers have a moment of happiness!

4、你傻嗎你以為沒他你會死嗎誰缺了誰都會活得好好的你給我記清楚

4. Are you stupid? Do you think you're going to die without him? Anyone who's missing will live a good life. You make it clear to me

5、你有的我不嫉妒,我有的你別羨慕

5. I don't envy what you have. Don't envy what I have

6、舒展的眉頭，快樂的心頭，悠閑的大頭，忙碌的小頭，健康的里頭，瀟灑的外頭，闊卓的手頭，擋不住的來頭!五一節(jié)快樂

6. Stretch brow, happy heart, leisurely big head, busy small head, healthy inside, smart outside, Kuo Zhuo's hand, unstoppable future! Happy May Day

7、寶貝兒，請弄好你的裙子,蓋好你的大腿，拉好你的領子,姐的男人你特么少動 。

7. Honey, please make your skirt, cover your thighs, and pull your collar. I don't want you to move too much.

8、~醉臥情場妹莫笑~情場無敵都傳說~古來英雄幾人回~全軍敗在秀裙下~！

8. ~ don't laugh at the drunken love field sister ~ it's said that the love field is invincible ~ the heroes of ancient times returned ~ the whole army lost in the show ~!

9、寫一份報告需要一天，換來老板的贊賞；煲一鍋湯需要幾小時，給家人帶來一份溫馨；送一份祝福只需簡單一句話，收獲一輩子的友情；預祝五一快樂！

9. It takes a day to write a report, in exchange for the boss's appreciation; it takes hours to cook a pot of soup, bringing warmth to the family; it takes only a simple sentence to send a blessing, to harvest a lifetime of friendship; wish may day happy!

10、笨蛋，我哪天都想跟你在一起胡鬧。 白癡，我哪天都想跟你在一起傻笑。

10. Fool, I want to play with you any day. Idiot, I want to giggle with you any day.

11、鮮花獻給辛勤的勞動人民。

11. Flowers for the hard-working people.

12、勞動節(jié)到來之際我特地為一向以：吃飯打沖鋒，干活多磨蹭；整天睡大覺，房間從不掃；上班老遲到，下班提前走，的你頒發(fā)：最懶惰勞模獎以資鼓勵。預祝五一快樂！

12. When labor day comes, I give you the award of the most lazy model worker to encourage you: eat, fight, work, sleep all day, never sweep the room; always late for work, leave early after work. Happy May Day!

13、你以為我會眼睜睜的看你去送死嗎？ 我會閉上眼睛的。

13. Do you think I'll watch you die? I'll close my eyes.

14、據(jù)說，潭是太陽與亮相愛卻始終錯過的眼淚。

14. It is said that the pool is the tears that the sun and Liang love but miss all the time.

15、親愛的，你日夜操勞家務終于令我感到過意不去，為了今后能夠繼續(xù)心安理得地享受你的服務，只好忍痛決定:這個假期任你處置。

15. Dear, I feel sorry for your housework day and night. In order to continue to enjoy your service in the future, I have to bear the pain and decide to leave this holiday to you.