1、這次發(fā)信息，主要有三個目的：一是聯(lián)絡感情;二是打發(fā)時間;三是送句特有技術含量的話：天冷了，窩里墊點草!周末快樂!

1. This time, there are three main purposes of sending messages: first, to connect with feelings; second, to pass the time; third, to send a sentence with special technical content: it's cold, put some grass in the nest! Happy weekend!

2、每場戀愛的開始就是為了結束，然后很瀟灑地說聲拜拜，那就OK了，到了下一場換場游戲 說簡單點，談戀愛就跟打游戲一樣，只要有了戰(zhàn)略，買了武器，就應該過關斬將，通關到底了對吧。

2. The beginning of every love is to end, and then it's very natural to say goodbye, that's OK. When it comes to the next game change, it's easy to say that falling in love is the same as playing games. As long as there's a strategy and a weapon, you should go through the customs and get through the customs, right.

3、齷蹉的人才做齷蹉的事，沒必要為齷蹉的麻煩說沒必要的話

3. A lousy person does lousy things. There is no need to say unnecessary things for lousy troubles

4、我好想請你去體驗一下KTV！知道什么是KTV嗎？就是K你一頓，再T你一腳，最后我再做個V的手勢！耶！

4. I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? It's k you, t you, and finally I'll make a V gesture! Yeah!

5、周六周六，萬事順順溜溜，順風順水樂悠悠。周日周日，萬事順順利利，順心順情笑瞇瞇。風吹憂愁走，水送財運留，家圓業(yè)興爭上游，愿你更上一層樓。閑暇會好友，意濃情更厚。有空常聯(lián)系，祝福常惦記，唯愿你：生活如意，幸福似蜜。

5. On Saturday and Saturday, everything is smooth and smooth, and the wind is smooth and the water is pleasant. On Sunday and Sunday, everything is going well and everything is going well. The wind blows away, the water delivers the money to carry on, the family circle industry prospers to contend for the upper reaches, may you go up a higher level. When you are free, you will be friends, and your feelings will be stronger. When you have time, you will always be in touch with each other. I wish you all the best in life and happiness.

6、周一悲哀的像羊，周二麻木的像驢，周三彷徨的像蟻，周四回味的像牛，周五期待的像狗，周末撒歡的像豬。周末，你撒歡了嗎?

6. Monday is like a sheep, Tuesday is like a donkey, Wednesday is like an ant, Thursday is like a cow, Friday is like a dog, weekend is like a pig. Did you have a good time at the weekend?

7、有一縷思緒難以表達，有一條短信醞釀已久，有一份祝福悄然而至，有一種快樂油然而生。周末來到，讓思念的短信飛越千山，跨過大海，向有你的方向飛去，為您送上一句：周末快樂!

7. A wisp of thoughts is hard to express, a short message has been brewing for a long time, a blessing has quietly arrived, and a kind of happiness is born spontaneously. Come to the weekend, let the missing message fly over the mountains, across the sea, to the direction of you, send you a sentence: happy weekend!

8、不管是昨天，今天還是明天，能豁然開朗就是美好的一天;不管親情，友情還是愛情，能永遠珍惜就是好感情;不管周一，周二還是周末，天天輕松就是幸福的日子。所以送上為你定制的短信，里面裝著從星期一到星期天的好運與快樂，愿你周末快樂!

8. Whether it's yesterday, today or tomorrow, it's a beautiful day to be suddenly cheerful; whether it's family, friendship or love, it's a good feeling to cherish forever; whether it's Monday, Tuesday or weekend, it's a happy day to be relaxed every day. So send a customized message with good luck and happiness from Monday to Sunday. Wish you a happy weekend!

9、猶嘆當年小蠻腰，看今朝，空余恨，一身五花膘。

9. I still sigh that I was a little man in those days. Look at the present time. I hate my spare time. I'm full of fat.

10、上聯(lián)：忙一天閑一天樂一天愁一天盼一天，上班時間。

10. The first couplet: busy day, idle day, happy day, worry day, hope day, work time.

11、時光冬來秋去，問候?qū)⒛愕胗?。快樂才是主題，不要為難自己。煩事一笑過去，想哭不要壓抑。累了午間休息，飲食按時合理。周末了，短信提醒你，好好休息，該吃吃，該玩玩，千萬別委屈了自己!

11. Time comes in winter and autumn. Greetings will miss you. Happiness is the theme. Don't embarrass yourself. Don't be depressed if you want to cry. Tired to rest in the afternoon, diet on time reasonable. Weekend, SMS remind you, have a good rest, eat, play, never wronged yourself!

12、我想了很長時間才想起周末如何問候你，發(fā)個短信吧，手機沒電了，打個電話吧，又忘記號碼了，想去看你吧，兜里又沒錢了。算了，你還是自己想象吧，所有的美好都是我給你的。不用謝我，應該的。

12. It took me a long time to think about how to greet you at the weekend. Send me a message. My cell phone is out of power. Call me. I forget my number. I want to see you. I have no money in my pocket. Forget it, you'd better imagine yourself. I'll give you all the good things. You don't have to thank me, you should.

13、下聯(lián)：睡一會醒一會坐一會躺一會愣一會，因為周末。

13. Second couplet: sleep, wake up, sit, lie down and stand still for a while, because of the weekend.

14、周五是什么?周五是黎明前的光輝，是航船看到的地平線，是周末的先行師，是狂歡的前奏曲過了周五，周末還會遠嗎?此刻，我的眼中閃閃發(fā)光，心中萬馬奔騰，臉上裝作淡定，十分低調(diào)地告訴你：周末要來了，請做好準備!

14. What is Friday? Friday is the light before dawn, the horizon seen by the boat, the forerunner of the weekend, the prelude to Carnival. Will the weekend be far behind after Friday? At this moment, my eyes are shining, my heart is full of galloping horses, my face pretends to be calm and tells you in a very low-key way: the weekend is coming, please be ready!

15、海闊天空，在勇敢以后;發(fā)送祝福，在喝多以后;想要見你，在周末時候。不知你想沒想我，我惦記了五天的回鍋肉~

15. Open the sky, after brave; send blessings, after drinking too much; want to see you, at the weekend. I don't know if you think about me. I've been thinking about it for five days~

16、好的美景我會記住,好的季節(jié)我會留戀,好的信息我會珍藏,好的朋友我會珍惜,好的微笑我會留住,好的祝福我會給你,祝周末快樂!

16. Good scenery I will remember, good season I will be nostalgic, good information I will treasure, good friends I will cherish, good smile I will keep, good blessing I will give you, happy weekend!

17、聽說高考成績公布那天恰好是端午節(jié),至于是吃粽子還是跳江,你們自己看著辦吧

17. It's said that the day when the college entrance examination results are announced happens to be the Dragon Boat Festival. As for eating zongzi or jumping on the river, do it by yourself

18、沒有任何語言，表達我的思念，想你想得失眠，約你一天又天，你總說沒有時間，就是不肯和我見面，我真的很想對你說：都周末了，快點還錢!

18. There is no language to express my missing. I miss you so much that I can't sleep. I ask you day after day. You always say that you don't have time, but you just don't want to meet me. I really want to say to you: it's weekend, pay back the money quickly!

19、好風好月好心情，好吃好喝好開心，好夢好運好熱鬧，好人好家好康寧，周末到了，把十二個好送給你，祝你一生好好，全家好好，周末快樂!

19. Good wind, good month, good mood, good food, good drink, good dream, good luck, good fun, good family, good Corning, the weekend is here, give you 12 good things, I wish you a good life, a good family, a happy weekend!

20、鈴聲滴答滴答響，短信噼里啪啦忙，祝福屁顛屁顛道，問候咿咿呀呀叫，周末嘩啦嘩啦過，思念嘰里呱啦說，我嘻嘻哈哈樂，你傻啦吧唧得瑟。哈，周末快樂!

20. The bell is ticking, the message is crackling and busy, the blessing is bumping and bumping, the greetings are chirping, the weekend is chattering, the missing is chirping, I'm giggling, you're silly. Ha, happy weekend!

21、早晨是幸福的開始，傍晚是煩惱的結束，天晴是開心的起點，下雨是憂愁的結點。不管早晨傍晚，無論晴天雨天，請刪除昨天的煩惱，選擇今天的快樂，設置明天的幸福。周末到了，你一定要輕輕松松，快快樂樂!

21. Morning is the beginning of happiness, evening is the end of worry, sunny is the beginning of happiness, rain is the node of sorrow. No matter in the morning or in the evening, no matter in sunny or rainy days, please delete yesterday's worries, choose today's happiness and set tomorrow's happiness. When the weekend comes, you must be relaxed and happy!

22、奉天承運，皇帝召曰：近日來，煩惱壓力疲憊經(jīng)常為非做歹，擾得民眾睡覺不得安寧，特將三者發(fā)配充軍到腦后，并派快樂舒心健康三位來撫慰大家，讓大家安心入眠，開心入夢，欽比!朕的金口已開，你還不快快入睡?哈哈，親愛的朋友，周五到咯，周末要好好休息哦!

22. The emperor summoned me to take the opportunity to deliver the goods to heaven, saying: in recent days, people have been bothered, stressed, tired and often doing evil, disturbing them to sleep, so they are sent to the back of their heads, and three happy, comfortable and healthy people are sent to comfort them, so that they can rest and dream happily. Chinbi! My golden mouth has opened, and you are not fast to sleep? Ha ha, dear friends, come on Friday, and have a good weekend Rest!

23、自從放假了。每天星期幾都不知道了。

23. Since the holiday. I don't know the day of the week.