1、紅塵最可笑，癡情最無聊，還不如在家睡大覺。

1. The world of mortals is the funniest and infatuation the most boring. It's better to sleep at home.

2、我自橫刀向天笑、笑完我就去睡覺..

2. I smile from the horizontal knife to the sky, and then I go to sleep

3、老師，愛睡覺不是我的錯(cuò)，是您那張嘴太有催眠作用！閉上你的嘴，我就沒是叻。。。

3. Teacher, it's not my fault to love sleeping, it's your mouth that is too hypnotic! Shut up, I'm not...

4、: 敢死隊(duì)就是:白天不吃飯,晚上不睡覺,軍訓(xùn)死翹翹。

4. The death squads are those who don't eat in the daytime, don't sleep in the evening and die in military training.

5、老師：學(xué)校是我們第二個(gè)家。學(xué)生：那我睡覺關(guān)你屁事!!!

5. Teacher: school is our second home. Student: it's none of your business for me to sleep!!!

6、我的興趣愛好可以分為靜態(tài)和動(dòng)態(tài)：靜態(tài)就是睡覺，動(dòng)態(tài)就是翻身......

6. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic: static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over

7、: 扔硬幣：正面就去上網(wǎng), 反面就去睡覺, 立起來就去寫作業(yè)

7. Coin toss: go to the Internet on the front, go to sleep on the back, and do homework on the stand

8、在睡覺的時(shí)候，會(huì)有一種像從懸崖上掉下來的感覺，于是會(huì)抽搐一下

8. When you sleep, you will feel like falling off a cliff, and then you will have a convulsion

9、失眠了，拿起一本物理書，一會(huì)就睡著了。

9. Insomnia, picked up a physics book, and then fell asleep.

10、給我一張床，我可以睡到世界滅亡。

10. Give me a bed, and I'll sleep until the end of the world.

11、每次早上醒來才知道晚上要早點(diǎn)睡

11. Every time I wake up in the morning, I know I need to go to bed early at night

12、黑色再黑，有你就美；生活悲催，有你

12. Black again, you are beautiful; life is sad, you are