1、現(xiàn)在的我，任性是有了，就差錢了。

1. Now I have willfulness, and I'm short of money.

2、其實我發(fā)奮的吃這么胖，不就是為了在你心里多站點地兒。

2. In fact, I try to eat so fat, not to be in your heart more site.

3、最近的鬼天氣，讓我覺得每次開門都像在開冰箱。

3. The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening a refrigerator every time I open the door.

4、百度是個大騙子，老子抄了十幾年的滿分作文卻從未得過滿分。

4. Baidu is a big liar. I have copied the full score composition for more than ten years but never got the full score.

5、別人都是為怎么掙錢而發(fā)愁，我卻是為怎么花錢而發(fā)愁：兩百塊錢怎么能花到下月十號呢。

5、 Others are worried about how to earn money, but I am worried about how to spend money: how can two hundred yuan be spent until the ten of next month.

6、年之中有許多節(jié)慶和令人難忘的紀念日，如春節(jié)、中秋節(jié)、情人節(jié)、母親節(jié)、父親節(jié)、生日、結(jié)婚、結(jié)婚紀念日、生產(chǎn)、探病等不勝枚舉，都是贈花的好時機。下面是留學(xué)網(wǎng)小編為您整理的節(jié)日送花禮儀大全，供您參考！

6. There are many festivals and unforgettable anniversaries in the year, such as Spring Festival, Mid Autumn Festival, Valentine's day, mother's day, father's day, birthday, marriage, anniversary of marriage, production, medical visit and so on, which are all good opportunities to present flowers. The following is a collection of festival flower sending etiquette compiled for you, for your reference!

7、為什么女生很少主動找男生？你見過插座主動找插頭的嗎！這是我這天見到最內(nèi)涵的話

7. Why do girls seldom take the initiative to find boys? Have you ever seen the socket find the plug on its own initiative! That's the most profound thing I've ever seen on this day

8、竹筍雖然柔嫩，但它不怕重壓，敢于奮斗、敢于冒尖。

8. Although the bamboo shoots are tender, they are not afraid of heavy pressure, dare to struggle and dare to be sharp.

9、等到歷史考試的時候，歷史將會被我改寫！

9. By the time of history test, history will be rewritten by me!

10、年末了，在我QQ空間、朋友圈里賣鞋包、賣衣服、賣文玩、賣名表、賣手機、賣面膜、賣化妝品、賣減肥藥、賣一切的親們，麻煩你們交一下這一年的廣告費，還有明年的攤位費，謝謝，預(yù)祝我們合作愉快。

10, at the end of the year, I sold shoes, clothes, selling stationery, selling watches, selling mobile phone, selling mask, selling cosmetics, selling weight loss drugs and selling all my relatives in my QQ space and friends circle. Please pay the advertising fee this year and the booth fee next year. Thank you, and wish us a pleasant cooperation.

11、說，你除了吃還會什么?還會餓。

11. What else can you eat? You're hungry.

12、┌_睡覺就像給自我充電，我卻從來沒有充滿過。デ

12. ┌ sleeping is like recharging myself, but I've never been full of it. A kind of