英文簡歷中避諱的話總結(jié)

致命的大錯
" Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10."
" Qualifications: No education or experience."
" I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy."
" My compensation should be at least equal to my age."
" Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC."
" Fired because I fought for lower pay."
" Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 65" .
" Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date."
" Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near."
" Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia. I prefer to elaborate privately."
打字錯誤與語法錯誤
" Here are my qualifications for you to overlook."
" Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer."
" I am a rabid typist."
" Work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981."
" After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided to pursue a new line of work."
" Accounting cleric."
" As indicted, I have over five years of experience analyzing investments."
" Suspected to graduate earlynce analyzing investments."
" Suspected to graduate early next year."
" Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets."
" Proven ability to track down and correct erors."
" Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department."
" Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details."
" Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school."
不應(yīng)有的幽默
" Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house."
" Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (Translation: Short-order cook.)
" But wait...theres more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature."
" I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."
" My fortune cookie said, Your next interview will result in a job-and I like your company i
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n particular."
" Title: Another resume from the Profiles in Excellence series."
" Also Known As: Mr. Productivity, Mr. Clever, Mr.Fix-it."
" Trustworthy references available upon request-if I give them a few bucks."
" Lets meet so you can ooh and ahh over my experience."
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