Love is holding hands in the street

Marriage is holding arguments in the street

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant

Marriage is Chinese take-out

Love is cuddling （擁抱）on a sofa

Marriage is deciding on a sofa

Love is talking about having children

Marriage is talking about getting away from children

Love is going to bed early

Marriage is going to sleep early

Love is a romantic drive

Marriage is a tarmac (停機坪）drive

Love is losing your appetite

Marriage is losing your figure

Love is sweet nothings in the ear

Marriage is sweet nothing"s in the bank

Love is a flickering flame

Marriage is a flickering television

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws （麥桿，吸管）

Marriage is" Don"t you think you"ve had enough!"